Breaking news... Tom is hot. I indirectly gleaned this valuable information from the daughter of my next door neighbour who, in the absence of her Mother, had invited a gaggle of her female friends around for the night. I don't think teenagers have the greatest sense of time and I imagine this is the reason they decided to have a chat in the back garden at gone midnight... for an hour or so... there was even a sing-a-long too. Just after being woken up one of the guests asked "What about your neighbours?" which I thought considerate, until my teenage neighbour replied "Oh no, they're O.K." which was more like it.
I'm knackered, but at least I learnt something positive about Tom.
Tom, it turns out, is to be much admired due to something about his arms, though I didn't catch what it was that made them so special. Perhaps they're unfeasibly large? Perhaps he can tie his shoelaces without bending down? Perhaps one is longer than the other? Perhaps I should ask? I'd really like to know!
Also in the conversation that I wasn't listening to:
- Somebody's favourite film is City of Angels.
- Somebody's favourite song is something that goes along the lines of "dumph... dumph...". You know the one.
- Everyone agreed that Mark was "sweet". I'm guessing that Mark's arms are perfectly normal.