“The best place to hide” I mused some time ago whilst waiting by the fountain in The Mall at Cribbs Causeway - where all the cool kids hang out - “the best place to hide in the event of a zombie apocalypse would be John Lewis”. A rather childish thought I realised on a subsequent visit to their top floor; whilst the escalators to the food hall are easily blocked off, I hadn’t taken account of the elevators. “Can zombies operate elevators?” I wondered. I still do, I can’t remember from The Walking Dead whether they can even use doors, but I think the thing is, with all those flailing arms someone - or rather something - is going to get through unless you lock it up/down.
And then there are the emergency exits. And staff access. We’re going to have to do something about that.
Winter Solstice Ceremony
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We posit as to whether or not zombies can swim. We've decided that they can't, but they can shuffle along the bottom of the rivers here in coastal South Carolina. . . where they'll promptly get stuck in the pluff mud. I think we'll be safe if we surround ourselves with pluff mud and ocean.
ReplyDeleteI'd build a tree house with ropes as the only access. I bet they can't climb there :) Plus, a great view to shoot some of them :)
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